Ask Me About Conspiracy Theories Shirt

Size Medium

Not subtle. Not sorry.

This size medium Volcom Stone tee got the full Dyeing Daze treatment: hand-dyed, patched with thrifted letters, and now proudly inviting strangers to start weird conversations.

“Ask Me About My Favorite Conspiracy Theory” is stitched across the front—because small talk is boring and lizard people are not.

• Size: Medium
• Volcom base, upcycled and tie-dyed
• Lettering made from secondhand tees
• One of one

Wear at your own risk. Side effects may include unsolicited opinions.