Birds Conspiracy Theory Shirt

Size 3XL

Say it with your chest. Then walk away and let the back speak for itself.

This one-of-a-kind 3XL tee features “Birds Aren’t Real” across the front and “But I Still Like Them” on the back—stitched from cut-up thrifted shirts and loaded with chaotic neutral energy.

Hand-dyed, home-sewn, and 100% secondhand. It’s loud, weird, and makes no promises—just statements.

• Size: 3XL
• One of one
• Tie-dyed and stitched by hand
• All materials thrifted and repurposed